you can’t leave me alone

you know why? because i get bored, and these things happen…obnixious fries

who makes homemade fries? that’s annoying. who has time for that? oh i do, clearly.

this post, is dedicated to the boys. i need to give myself some credit, i have good number of male followers and one of them confronted me about my female dominated post. so here’s a manly meal for you. i hope you boys try this one, i think you’ll love! and if i have all the ingredients, because i have the refrigerator of a bachelor (whoops!) you will too!

i don’t expect you to make the fries, but the chicken is a nice change from the typical dude baked chicken covered in italian dressing. you know i’m right.

yogurt chicken?

i found these fries on, they’re from gwyneth paltrow’s cookbook, which annoys me. there’s no way she has time to bake/cook first of all. second, i read an article saying she doesn’t let her kids eats carbs or sugar. is that really even possible? how obnoxious is that? those kids have to be the grumpiest kids ever. when i went on a crash diet before my girlfriend’s wedding that i had to wear a sari in, i didn’t eat carbs for 24 hours and woke up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night and thought i was going to eat my pillow. that’s not right. you need carbs in your life. period.

let’s talk about the disaster sweet potato fries. proof that i’m not perfect. wait did you think i was? oh my gosh, you’re so sweet. but you you could not be more far off.

fry fail

as for this deliciously weird chicken. so weird. i saw the recipe and half way through realized i didn’t have mayo, remember bachelor fridge. so i did a little improvising, because there was no one supervising, because you all left me alone. your fault, not mine. but look what i did for you. gave you a new, weirdo recipe for you to make for your wife and super impress her. piece of chicken?

i need to get back to the baking spree i was on. this cooking thing is starting to get weird. who wants me to bake them come cookies?!?!

too much time on my hands homemade baked fries

2 large russet potatoes

olive oil

coarse salt

cayenne pepper

seasoning salt

onion powder

garlic powder

*this is about the most vague recipe because you can cut the fries however thick you want and you can put as much or as little seasonings as you want*

cut potatoes into thick wedges. place in cold water and let soak for 30 minutes.

preheat oven to 450 degrees and line pan with aluminum foil and spray with non-stick cooking spray. drain fries and pat completely dry. (the more dry they are the better they turn out) place oil and all spices in gallon ziplock bag, add fries and shake to completely cover.

place on baking sheet and bake for 25 minutes, turning fries occasionally.

serving size: 2

baked fries

weirdo but totally delicious french vanilla chicken

2 chicken breast

1/3 cup french vanilla yogurt (or just plain)

1/4 cup parmesan cheese, plus more for topping

1/2 tsp seasoning salt

1/4 tsp pepper

1/2 tsp garlic powder

preheat oven to 375 degrees and spray 8×8 with non-stick spray. place chicken in dish.

combine all remaining ingredients and mix. cover chicken breast evenly with mixture and sprinkle with additional parmesan if desired. bake for 45 minutes.

serving size: 2

french vanilla chicken

i’m out, i’ll be in key west if you need me!


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